SchizopRN

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1. what's in your pocket?

   SchizopRN replied to srknurse's topic in Emergency

   2 pens and scissors. Everything else is in easy reach.

2. Admitting Diagnosis

   SchizopRN replied to mir4777's topic in Humor

   My all time favorite has to be "My Liver Is Killing Me"

3. Funny Names for Nurses

   SchizopRN replied to randomnamees's topic in Humor

   We have a Dr Cooter (ENT)...be too perfect if he was ob-gyn

4. What squicks you out?

   SchizopRN replied to elizabells's topic in General Nursing

   Almost...it's the evacuation before that final code.

5. What squicks you out?

   SchizopRN replied to elizabells's topic in General Nursing

   Attempting foley placement on a 420lb woman...I swear I lost a few brain cells from the fumes. My worst gag-o-rama was having to "milk" foley tubing...this person's urine was like glue. What made it worse was it was a 24 hour collection. After that s...