rosered

rosered has 2 years experience.

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1. You Know You're a Nurse When...

   rosered replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

   I didn't work in a hospital, but I did work OB/GYN at a clinic... to add to the list: You have several gestational wheels from various drug reps and caculate any future pregnacies on them to fit your schedule. When a baby won't stay on the monitor ...

2. You Know You're a Nurse When...

   rosered replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

   YES! I'm not the only crazy one! And when it doesn't work I'm mad going, IDIOT I dialed out of the building! lol.

3. You Know You're a Nurse When...

   rosered replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

   what too much? I also love when 10 year "coma patients" wake up and don't go through any of stages of you know being in a COMA for TEN YEARS!!

4. You Know You're a Nurse When...

   rosered replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

   I do that all the time! Especially on soaps...*beep* Hello Mr. Richards you have a positive HIV test, you need to come in when you get this message..IDIOT! or all those nures in cute scrubs, perfect ponytails hanging out at the station, having all th...

5. You Know You're a Nurse When...

   rosered replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

   funny, I was an OB/GYN nurse at a clinic for a year, and I had so many of those wheels from so many drug reps, I also knew more about my own female anatomy then I cared to know! and going to the GYN for routine checkups meant trying to find a doctor ...

6. You Know You're a Nurse When...

   rosered replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

   I don't do that, but I keep a penlight in my bathroom...

7. You Know You're a Nurse When...

   rosered replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

   I have a patient who has a pulse ox on when they sleep, and everytime when I go home and my phone beeps I look up to check if the stats are okay...I even have fallen asleep hearing that sound in my mind and thinking I was still at work...oh lord....

8. F/T nursing school/program & NO work

   rosered replied to Di Deanna's topic in General Nursing

   I attended nursing school at my local community college. The tuition was waaay cheaper, plus I had full pell grants and scholarships. I was also living at home with my parents. (the school was only 10 minutes away) To offer advice from my expereince,...