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1. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

2. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   but if ya gotta go.... :bowingpur

3. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   one could make the arguement to never shoot yourself in the chin unless you have your tongue pierced! it seems this kid was fantastically lucky!!

4. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   BUT THEY DO IT ALL THE TIME!!!! :smackingf It gets so frustrating!

5. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   Is that a new type of protein shake? :chuckle

6. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

7. Hospital charts

   greenspreengs replied to madwife2002's topic in Humor

   number 17 makes me wince every time i read it!! :rotfl:

8. what not to ask at orientation

   greenspreengs replied to hello_nurse_mel's topic in LPN/LVN

   When I was in nursing school this was all covered in the first semester, and NOBODY was allowed to touch a patient until the instructors gave us the go ahead. They made sure we were certified to their standards(which afterwards I came to realize was...

9. Advanced Directive? Hmmm

   greenspreengs replied to sunnyjohn's topic in Humor

   No flames from me!!! I think I sign this if I thought it would work---as nurses we have to laugh at life's incongruities. Thanks for the humor!

10. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    greenspreengs replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Humor

    OH MY MY :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :yelclap:

11. Weight Lifting

    greenspreengs replied to madwife2002's topic in Humor

    :rotfl: OH MY MY :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

12. When life gives you tampons....

    greenspreengs replied to porterwoman's topic in Humor

    i think it is a cardiac thing, and i haven't been studying at all!!!! :rotfl: