Zippyy

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1. What the Heck to You Do on Night Shifts?

   Zippyy replied to RedRubCatheter's topic in Humor

   Im a student in the UK....doing loads of nights....found myself a new skills...eating fast but being able to eat while dodging patients while im on my way to the tiolets cos thats the only time your getting a break although in a&e you get an hour...

2. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

   Zippyy replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Humor

   in lecture at uni, friend showing me and other mate pictures from her holiday...friend commented on how she didnt look like her parents....me' maybe your adopted'.....all laughing our heads cos i realised that she was adopted, ...foot in mouth haha ...

3. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

   Zippyy replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Humor

   student nurse, qualify in september (scary) 1. 999 (MAU) call as we are holding pt hosage and taking all his blood.....had a lovely converasation with the police :) 2. another 999 (MAU) to tell the police that we are all cruel, as we are hurting th...

4. From the mouths of non-nurses

   Zippyy replied to mattcastens's topic in Humor

   in A&E had a patient complain about the ambulance men....they were calling her names...tacky.....turned out they were dicussing her heart rhyme..tachy...bless her took us ages to explain to her so she would underrstand :)

5. Your Favorite one liner used with patients

   Zippyy replied to scaredofshots's topic in Humor

   Or my saying...ive seen more penis' than a hooker....im not gonna be shocked you aint got nothing im not gonna see 10 times over in the next hour :)