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No Stars In My Eyes (13,874 Views)

Hi! Thanks for checking out my page. I've been a member of allnurses since Apr 8th, '11. I have no blogs or journals to follow, but you are welcome to find me on the threads I follow, where I love humor and silliness to counter the seriousness of life. Feel free to chime in. Currently work PD/Geriatrics.

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  1. TSTL - too stupid to live. Generally falls under the umbrella of "sometimes the purpose of your life is simply to serve as a...
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  2. 1) Diaper (not sugarcoating the product being used is in fact a diaper) 2) Bodybag (shroud) 3) Paperwork (Candycrush) 4)...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  3. We use FLK all the time in Peds. Also the term "syndromey" - when you know it's something, but not quite sure what.
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  4. Colleague and I trying to insert a Foley into a fellow with acute ETOH withdrawal who turned out to have some kind of...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  5. I have a home care mom with a similar sense of humor. If anyone were to ever read some of the text exchanges between the two...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  6. Wow, that's pretty dark. I initially read the post as she was being bathed in hot, boiling water. Glad that was not the case.
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  7. -Atropine 1% ophthalmic drops administered sublingually is also one helluva drug-I may like it even more than Morphine in...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  8. There are a ton of drugs that can be a hell of a drug! About offensive humor - we have a pain in the ass monitor tech who...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  9. I learned that if I can't get a hold of a physician for 45 minutes after multiple pages, and I can't get a hold of my team...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  10. Did I really just hear you say "it's hard to believe it's a full moon tonight and it's SO quiet"...?
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    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  11. Wandering spleen is a real diagnosis albeit rare, has similar symptoms to splenomegaly. I dunno about crashing into...
    No Stars In My Eyes
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  12. Watching some show with the fam the other night. They coded a guy "he's in ventricular fibulation" in TV style, stacked...
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    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  13. There's an episode of SVU where Stabler's pregnant wife is trapped in a car wreck and for whatever reason (been a while)...
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    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  14. Someone tell me why shots have to be given with a very long 10g needle in the side of your neck...
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    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  15. From a very angry dementia patient: "Go to hell! And get me a Diet Coke!" We never did determine whether those were...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  16. Lol! And... Honey bunches of nope.
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  17. Maggots in the ice machine. I have brought water from home ever since.
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  18. Why are you offended by her comment? I wasn't! In fact, I found it humourous! #1 - I had to explain to her that, yes, I...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  19. Dang! I thought I coined that phrase. Was brain dead at the end of a wild shift and couldn't think of the words "anchored a...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  20. Long time lurker (2+yrs) first time poster. NOT a nurse, but too many family members to count who are/were RNs, RNAs, LPNs,...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  21. "Don't just stand there, Nurse! Get some solvent and unglue us!"
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    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  22. They are 90. They know EVERYTHING!
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  23. As a new grad, I had a patient for whom English was a second language. He was trying to convince me that something was wrong...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  24. Years ago my sister got me some "personalized" pens with different ad slogans on them. I still laugh thinking about the...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  25. Resident suffers from FMPS=fluff my pillow syndrome. True story, or at least local legend... an older LTC facility that...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  26. We finally found a sitter for the breakroom fridge.
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    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  27. <----Uh oh! A Gilligan's Asylum Blooper!
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    Forum: Psychiatric Nursing
  28. <----If the Nose Knows, where does the Knowledge go when the Nose Goes?
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    Forum: Psychiatric Nursing
  29. Oh ixchel, you sweet, giving, empathetic thing! You know violence is NEVER the answer to expressing your anger. However,...
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    Forum: Psychiatric Nursing
  30. It always cracked me up when the LOL's would have the filthiest mouths! Try to get them out of bed and I'd get called ALL...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  31. Oh muh gosh!!! 4ft?? Seriously?? I'm going to blow my nose right now lol
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  32. Elderly lady going for an angiogram: "I don't know what all the fuss is about. Doctor says they have to check my heart. But...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  33. That reminds me of when my dementia patient asked me if I liked big penises or medium penises. And when I didn't answer he...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  34. Best one I ever heard patient: "Can I get a coke?" Me: "I'm sorry but you can't have caffeine (stress test in the morning)...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  35. Working night shift in a nursing home years ago. When making rounds one night a had a little-old-lady pointed to her...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  36. I would have said "Stay in bed."
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  37. No, but I know the term and meaning from the Southern contingent here. 19256
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  38. I am an American who moved to New Zealand many years ago. One of my first patients in New Zealand had a serious head injury...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  39. Patients who walk out, yelling and screaming that they're "never coming back to this @#^@# hospital, you people are %#$^!...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  40. That would have had me snickering too. LOL
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  41. Priceless exchange. You confused the heck out of him. haha
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  42. Love the first one especially. hahaha
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  43. I had a middle aged man who would never just say he had to have a bowel movement or that he was having one... It was like he...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  44. Had a nutter last night who kept calling me a fat nun. Oh, man, I couldn't help it, I LOL'd in her face. Every. Time. ...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  45. I had a male dementia patient who would routinely remove and store all his clothes in his pillowcase while in bed -...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  46. Oh my gosh! That is freaking hilarious!!!!! As a tech, I once had a patient who was a bilateral amputee and paralyzed...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  47. I totally snorted out loud....
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  48. Walmart can have that effect on people, especially when they're busy. I had to go in there yesterday (a Saturday afternoon)...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  49. That new guy in management is dressing in scrubs again... "Pretending" he understands......... He is standing right...
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    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  50. I wish I could click like on your edit reason.
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    Forum: Psychiatric Nursing


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