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Hi! Thanks for checking out my page. I've been a member of allnurses since Apr 8th, '11. I have no blogs or journals to follow, but you are welcome to find me on the threads I follow, where I love humor and silliness to counter the seriousness of life. Feel free to chime in. Currently work PD/Geriatrics.

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  • Nov 28

    Quote from Davey Do
    Do you mean . . .they don't/can't/won't eat brains?
    Is that like, um, the opposite of keepng kosher? Or is it the same thing?

  • Nov 28

    That drawing of DD as a zombie makes me chuckle every time I see it. It might possibly be the best of this thread yet!!!

  • Nov 26

    I just don't understand why Dr. Chef recommends feather-plucking as part of my treatment!

  • Nov 26

    I remember when it would be a nuisance to lose your hairnet.

  • Nov 25

    Watching some cop movie from...?...the 70's or 80's. One of the cruisers in on a high speed chase goes over and downhill, and rolls over ...gad....at least 5 times. All the other cops in on the chase run over to the cruiser that is on its roof and they pull their buddy out, saying,"Are you ok?", and when the guy says, "Yeah, I think so," they stand him up!
    DUH!
    The script-writers must not have known about spinal-cord protocol.

  • Nov 25

    Quote from NurseMaybeBaby
    Private Practice: a patient has a seizure. Doc orders 10mg lorazepam. Geez..surely they will stop seizing cause they will also stop breathing!
    10 mg of lorazepam is going to stop them from breathing? ? ? ?

  • Nov 25

    I never saw a purple pachyderm,
    I hope to never see one.
    But I can tell you anyhow
    I'd rather see, than BE one!

  • Nov 25

    I never saw a purple pachyderm,
    I hope to never see one.
    But I can tell you anyhow
    I'd rather see, than BE one!

  • Nov 25

    "Mighty-Thoughts, The Wonder Dog?"
    I'm glad you didn't call any of them a 'wander' dog, because they all look like 'stiff-legged and inert' dogs to me. Dead, quite literally, on their feet. What a nuisance!

  • Nov 25

    Quote from Davey Do
    Do you mean . . .they don't/can't/won't eat brains?
    Is that like, um, the opposite of keepng kosher? Or is it the same thing?

  • Nov 24

    I never saw a purple pachyderm,
    I hope to never see one.
    But I can tell you anyhow
    I'd rather see, than BE one!

  • Nov 24

    That drawing of DD as a zombie makes me chuckle every time I see it. It might possibly be the best of this thread yet!!!

  • Nov 22

    Quote from Davey Do
    Perhaps I don't understand the finer points of someone being a Zombie . . .
    So, you're saying that Zombies don't pee because. . .why?
    I mean, James Bond didn't pee, Indiana Jones didn't pee, and I think Edward Scissorhands couldn' t pee, due to an unfortunate episode of . . . well, let's not get into that.

    Quite frankly, Jacob, the answer I have in the speech balloon above my head does not explain anything. Is the implication that DD has tremendous bladder capacity, or no bladder at all?

    Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
    I am so confused
    The D-man is dry,
    but, so why is this news?
    This Zombiehood strains at
    cred-ual-it-y
    with the strange implication
    that Davey Don't pee.
    Signed, No Stars.

  • Nov 22

    "Mighty-Thoughts, The Wonder Dog?"
    I'm glad you didn't call any of them a 'wander' dog, because they all look like 'stiff-legged and inert' dogs to me. Dead, quite literally, on their feet. What a nuisance!

  • Nov 22

    Quote from Davey Do
    Perhaps I don't understand the finer points of someone being a Zombie . . .
    So, you're saying that Zombies don't pee because. . .why?
    I mean, James Bond didn't pee, Indiana Jones didn't pee, and I think Edward Scissorhands couldn' t pee, due to an unfortunate episode of . . . well, let's not get into that.

    Quite frankly, Jacob, the answer I have in the speech balloon above my head does not explain anything. Is the implication that DD has tremendous bladder capacity, or no bladder at all?

    Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
    I am so confused
    The D-man is dry,
    but, so why is this news?
    This Zombiehood strains at
    cred-ual-it-y
    with the strange implication
    that Davey Don't pee.
    Signed, No Stars.


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