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  1. i fixed that for ya! :d
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  2. PARTS ARE PARTS. It's only anatomy.
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  3. I was in the dining room at our LTCF and all of a sudden heard an elderly woman yelling. I turned and looked and she was...
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  4. In LTC I had 50+ residents, some very acute honestly. as it was LTC/SNF and my assignments were spread out over 2 floors. It...
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    Forum: Geriatric Nurses / LTC Nursing
  5. I worked for the first time last Sunday in LTC. The agency called me about 11:00 the night before and asked if I could take...
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    Forum: Geriatric Nurses / LTC Nursing
  6. There's the rub... when you're responsible for the health and safety of a ridiculous number of human beings (and living in a...
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    Forum: Geriatric Nurses / LTC Nursing
  7. another one that comes to mind is the one where a nurse i use to work with was trying to explain to her patient the new...
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  8. You don't know how happy I was to get to work last night and find out you'd been discharged. Thanks for leaving!
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  9. LMBO...I love it! Especially that last one! So true. OMG, not even if it is only a family member. After seeing how they act...
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  10. I have a resident who is 100 yo, who one day went went to a private room to use the bathroom. when I explained she need to...
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  11. "No, ma'am, just because you gave your daughter a dose of 'pinkeye drops' and her eye didn't magically get better doesn't...
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  12. Years ago, my now-husband and I were in a store and overheard a lovey-dovey couple calling each other pet names. The man...
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  13. Worked at a Catholic nursing home as an aide in high school. They didn't have a dedicated Alzheimer's unit, but first floor...
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  14. Had a pt in the hospital for ortho, total pita all day: maybe 30yrs old, obese, on sodium and calorie restrictions, crabby...
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  15. Not in OB, but seen with my own eyes: Demonique. :devil: "Demonic?!" went my brain. No, it's "dee-moh-NEEK." Male. ...
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    Forum: Ob/Gyn Nursing
  16. As a CNA working during nursing school on a geri psych unit: Had a little old lady, 70's but ambulatory. On the 2nd day I...
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  17. Love this thread. A few years back we seemed to have a C. Diff epidemic in the town I worked in. All of the nursing home...
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  18. And to pack their toothbrush for the trip.
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  19. Beautiful! I would have given up a whole paycheck to witness that!
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  20. I just laughed so hard I've got people staring at me. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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  21. just met our new urologist name dr. balls :eek:
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  22. Dr. Fundus, not an OB and a very no-nonsense surgeon named Dr. Campos whose real last name was Campos de la Borbolla...
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  23. lol. I just found this thread! Older pt with dementia and alcoholism. "I'm thirsty!" "Okay, X. What do you want to...
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  24. I had two confused patient is a double room. We "Lost" bed 2's dentures. We stripped the room, we went through the trash,...
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  25. I can just say when I was a teenage boy, they ought to have given me my very own ER room for the summertime. MONDAY:...
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  26. One day, I will get into management for the sole purpose of getting your head on a platter. Haha.
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  27. Awww, man, I thought this was going to be a funny thread. So disappointed. As the proud possessor of a very, very...
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  28. Here's one more - a 22-ish guy was sent from a psych facility for alcohol intoxication. He was perfectly calm, but had a...
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  29. Sometimes I really wish people would lighten up... In defense of the OP, I am sure all he/she meant was that teenage boys...
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  30. This wasn't a patient, it was my brother, when he was about 9 (I am 2 years older). We were in the car, and my mother was...
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  31. my husband was referred to a different wound specialist. it had to be approved by insurance and insurance called back with...
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  32. Lady, you left your mom at a nursing home for five years, and proceeded to go on with your life. Don't come charging in...
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  33. Mine is italian. It's a musical term that means to find extra time between the notes. Basically, it means stolen time.
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  34. =^..^= Finn55 means ... I'm a second generation Finnish-American. Current age is 55, I also was born in 1955. My little...
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  35. 88 year old lady on the unit is in retention. After numerous attempts the nursing staff can't get an IDC in. So we call the...
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  36. One of our residents routinely has behaviors for the CNA's but straightens up around nurses. I've become accustomed to...
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  37. I once went into a patient room and found them crying... now bear in mind I was new staff and naive and innocent... I sat...
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  38. When i was in LTC, the administrator used to like dropping by unannounced. One morning she walked in while I was in the...
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  39. I hate when you get those really awful smells 'stuck' in your nose. Had a pt today with a foot basically rotting off with...
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  40. Me: "Ohh look! Your daughter just called! She'll be in tomorrow, how nice!" LOL: "Well you and her can just go **** your...
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  41. B%>!? the chart is over there...
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  42. Turn off your stupid blackberry, stop BBMing and take care of your pts!And for the love of God,please stop whinning! Your...
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  43. I actually said that to some co-workers once. They were highly, highly offended. A few weeks later, I got a verbal warning...
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  44. Dear IT dept. It's great that you are striving to improve the computer charting system. However, did you actually want...
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  45. wow i am cna and current pre-nursing student.. these stories are giving me the hebbie gebbies:uhoh21:
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  46. all i can so is send you a big hug and reassure you that it will get better and worse again occasionally. once a patient...
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  47. Well I was still in nursing school, second semester of Med-Surg on a tele floor. The patient I had been assigned to was...
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  48. Don't bother with the bleach wipe -- just toss her. :smokin:
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  49. Please, for the love of all that is Holy, if you are that unhappy with your chosen profession ( or just the job that you are...
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  50. Just want to say I love this thread because it keeps me sane. It keeps me from saying something inappropriate to someone at...
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