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Joined Apr 8, '11 - from 'in the South'. She has '40+' year(s) of experience and specializes in 'geriatrics'. Posts: 3,121 (77% Liked) Likes: 8,514

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  1. Mom: "I think our new nursing student forgot to set her clock back. What's an extra hour on a 12-hr shift anyway, right?"
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  2. "I don't know, Joe....perhaps we should ration her coffee intake, ya think?"
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  3. Proud Dad :inlove:: “Our baby’s off to nursing school.” Realistic Mom :uhoh3:: “Yes she is… so much for selling the house,...
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  4. Ok, so who's going tell her it's her day off?
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  5. Ignorance is bliss....
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  6. "Wow, she's so excited. Little does she know what she's getting herself into."
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  7. "Well Joe, looks like she made out with your Percocet again..." "No, I replaced them with Colace."
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  8. Came in to introduce myself to pt. I didn't notice someone left Foley open. Slipped and slid across the floor into their IV...
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  9. Oh, I have nearly died of shame so many times it makes me want to cry. Worst fail, I was a graduate RN, working in oncology...
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  10. Wonderful thread--hysterically funny! I'm 2nd semester NS trying not to be too much of a doofus at clinical. So much to...
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  11. Having never worked in an intensive care setting before and taking care of my first art line, I was nervous when performing...
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  12. I Was helping another nurse change out a pt in the ER. Once we had him changed he said, "oops, sorry!" The nurse I was with...
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  13. This thread made me laugh so hard. How about this: During my pediatric clinical rotations in nursing school, I was assigned...
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  14. This may not be my MOST epic fail, but definitely the one that makes me squirm the most! Patient was admitted for a...
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  15. This has got to be the funniest thread ever. Kudos!
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  16. I know "someone" who, needing to apply two creams to a patient, went into the room, carrying little medicine cups with the...
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  17. better yet... I was the recorder in a code we had. I reached the part that asked me to record the vital signs. The MD...
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  18. In a narrow room, I tripped over my patient's foot, the one with the dislocated and fractured ankle. To make it worse, I...
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  19. I think this counts as a fail. Sitter for a patient who slept all night (I'm a PCA), and I'm desperately trying not to...
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  20. AAAACK........{{{wheeeeeeze}}}........gasp!........ :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I am laughing SO HARD that I can barely breathe!!!!...
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  21. I love this thread! One of my fav's -- Heard a shriek from a negative pressure "isolation" room in ICU & ran over to the...
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  22. I once walked into a darkened pts room and she yelled watch out! watch out, oh be careful!!! So I am hoping and jumping...
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  23. Thanks! They didn't call me the "Nocturnal Stumblebutt" for nothing :lol2: We won't even talk about the time I slipped and...
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  24. The tape "trick" is simply to use your finger to push the skin away from the tape while holding the tape instead of holding...
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  25. Please share your "trick". Also, if it makes you feel better, when I was in nursing school, I had a night shift...
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  26. I once destroyed a patient room within five minutes of starting my shift. It was fortunate that the two ladies who...
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  27. Okay, share your best joke! (Not sure if this has been done before but it's always good to hear another joke). Knock,...
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  28. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
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  29. Ewwwwww!!!!! Forgive me... What is a Groshong?
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  30. I just really love poop. j/k :D
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  31. Yes nurses rock! All types of nurses from all educational training and specialties. Whether you work at the bedside, in an...
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  32. I love this...thanks for sharing. It makes me cringe when I hear this. We are not just nurses. We are nurses.
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  33. So true!! Whenever I think of a nurse I think of "Jack of all trades master of many"... a nurse provides so many things than...
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  34. Okay I'm almost embarassed to tell my story lol. I've been an ER RN for 6.5yrs and never felt faint during any...
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  35. I was dry heaving with my very first GI bleed and amputation resident. This gentleman had his leg amputated but not stitched...
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  36. I have never fainted or puked, but there was a time I felt like fainting. Five years ago, I worked for a RE at an...
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  37. My anatomy class used cadavers. One day we were removing the head so we could weigh it to disprove the whole "a human head...
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  38. Still a new nurse here. I think I have a pretty strong stomach and have never fainted. The first surgery I ever observed was...
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  39. Before I went to nursing school, I was a unit secretary for L&D, ante/post partum, and gyn-onc. Once enrolled in nursing...
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  40. In LPN school I got to observe several things in the OR and done fine until one day I overslept, rushed to clinical site...
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  41. My oldest daughter is a wound/ ostomy nurse- we often use this threat when we're trying to get the whole family to behave at...
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  42. Not me but I once answered a call light where the patient's mother said 'Um, the nurse just passed out on the floor'. She (a...
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  43. I had a unfortunate incident a few years ago. I was new to the hospital I was working at and was shadowing someone in the...
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  44. Haven't fainted...but came close to vomiting. I was a student and was tasked with suctioning a new trach. Sure!!! I didn't...
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  45. I came close to fainting in nursing school while watching an infant circumcision. The little guy was strapped to the hard...
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  46. I almost fainted during my OB rotation. It was my day to go into the OR to watch a C-section. Very invasive, but blood never...
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  47. Hmmmm.....I'm a bit of a fainter so I've had many close calls. In nursing school I watched a doc unpack an open abd...
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  48. Only when I was pregnant and dehydrated... Embarrassing!!!
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  49. True Story. My Father had a new "Lady Friend" they are both I their 80s. Had to go to supper at her home to meet her, and...
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  50. Thank goodness the nursing supervisor was very patient and understanding. She came upstairs and finished the dressing for...
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