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1. Song lyrics that remind you of nursing...

   cam-retiredrn replied to grace90's topic in Humor

   Carly Simon's "I haven't got time for the pain" played on the anesthesiologist's radio in the OR.

2. Share Your Saying

   cam-retiredrn replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

   When my OB triage patients would say "my bag of water is not broken; it's just leaking a little", I would reply "That is like a flat tire that is only flat on the bottom". They understood that.

3. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   cam-retiredrn replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   Don't confuse your jar of Vicks Vapo rub with Your hemorroid cream.

4. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

   cam-retiredrn replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Humor

   A teenage, clueless patient in early labor put on her call light. I walked in and she said "I'm all wet down there". I said "Did you break your bag of water?" She turned and looked up at her IV fluid bag and said "IT AIN'T BUSTED!"

5. Excuses for Missing Work

   cam-retiredrn replied to kmchugh's topic in Humor

   I can't get my body started.

6. How about your favorite Old Wives Tales related to health?

   cam-retiredrn replied to NurseyTonyaLPN's topic in Humor

   Probably all OB nurses have heard that the reason the mother has heartburn is because of the large amount of the baby's hair.

7. Foot remains in chocolate.

   cam-retiredrn replied to LPNweezy's topic in Humor

   Someone charted "patient is passing gas through an interpreter"

8. Foot remains in chocolate.

   cam-retiredrn replied to LPNweezy's topic in Humor

   Once I charted IV completely confused and discontinued

9. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   cam-retiredrn replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   Never use your hand to clear snow from a clogged snow blower while it is still turned on. Never add charcoal lighter fluid to a fire that is already lit.