OldGuyLPN

OldGuyLPN specializes in Every department except OB..

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1. What color of suit to purchase for job interview?

   OldGuyLPN replied to krazykev's topic in Men

   Actually, the last interview I had for some PRN hours at a nursing home, I wore my Hawaiian shirt, golf hat, cargo pants, and loafers. (no socks) Unfortunately, I DID get the job... (I'm dressing down next time.)

2. The "Flirt"

   OldGuyLPN replied to exit96's topic in Men

   Kudos to the poster for not mixing work and romance. And sympathy for finding out the hard way that there are people out there who don't care if you do or if you don't.....they are going to judge you according to their own view. But in no other caree...

3. What does your username mean?

   OldGuyLPN replied to LifesAJourney's topic in Humor

   Hmmmmm........not sure. Let me get back to you on that.....

4. You've Gotta Know the Lingo

   OldGuyLPN replied to VivaLasViejas's topic in Geriatric

   Deceased patients we refer to as "ultimately stable."

5. You've Gotta Know the Lingo

   OldGuyLPN replied to VivaLasViejas's topic in Geriatric

   When assisting elderly male patients with their urinals, I instruct them to "holster their weapon," inform them when they are "on target," and encourage them to "fire at will."

6. Men in Nursing Historical Timeline

   OldGuyLPN replied to Thunderwolf's topic in Men

   "But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed , came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him, And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of...

7. Nursing Shoes - Mens

   OldGuyLPN replied to hzjet's topic in Men

   I can't imagine not having sneakers to choose from. I'm lucky enough to have a Reebok outlet about a half hour away. So far I've gotten away with black running shoes. Mostly nylon, they are perfect for 3rd shift. Featherweight, cool, and they don't m...

8. The "Flirt"

   OldGuyLPN replied to exit96's topic in Men

   Legal, smeagal.....there's no law against someone sticking their nose in your business. Welcome to nursing, where an inordinate number of "self appointed guardians of public morality" reside. You don't even have to engage in flirting at wor...