ixyl

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1. Student Nurses and Clinical Funnies

   ixyl replied to betts's topic in Humor

   Recently the administrator decided we took to long to pass out the hall trays at meal times. He also thought that the excuse of "no one told us they were here" wasn't good enough, so he came up with the idea of a baton. It's just a gold cylinder ab...

2. Funny things patients say !

   ixyl replied to TAM's topic in Humor

   Sometimes I work back on the Alzheimer unit in the nursing home. One woman usually only mumbles incoherently when you try talking to her. One day the other aide asked her when her birthday was. Clear as a bell, she said "I don't have 'em anymore."...

3. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

   ixyl replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Humor

   One particularly irritating woman in the nursing home I work in screams for help all the time. If you didn't know any better you'd think she has fallen and broken a hip. She has another habit of stripping for no apparent reason other than to get at...