tinerjayne

tinerjayne has 4 years experience and specializes in cardiac & vascular surgery step down.

Latest Activity

1. Youtube funny hospital videos

   tinerjayne replied to Lizzy88's topic in Humor

   I freaking love this!! It's dry-but is so true of drug seekers I see frequently. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m64cy1MMPg

2. Your Favorite one liner used with patients

   tinerjayne replied to scaredofshots's topic in Humor

   When helping fresh post-op pt's out of bed the first few times they're very nervous, often saying "I'm going to fall, I can't do it or Don't let me go" I look at them and say-we won't let you fall xxx, it's a lot more work to pick you up off the floo...

3. You Know You've Had A Hectic Shift/Day At Work

   tinerjayne replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Humor

   you get clocked out, run to your car and realize you've never had to pee so bad in your life-you forgot to take a bathroom break during your 12 hour shift

4. Nursing Superstitions?

   tinerjayne replied to JustEnuff2BDangerous's topic in Humor

   Anytime I'm explaining an open chest code to a new employee-lo'and behold she gets firsthand experience before the end of the day

5. Favorite Dr or Nurse Name

   tinerjayne replied to sethmctenn's topic in Humor

   Dr. Semon(pronounced Semen)- two actually GI, Ob/Gyn Dr. Jones-lol I sing it to myself frequently "Dr Jones Dr Jones, calling Dr Jones" Dr Go Dr Flower Just because they are ridiculous to pronounce and spell: Dr. Jumrussirukul Dr. Prabhakar Dr. Verh...

6. Charting Bloopers

   tinerjayne replied to AHarri66's topic in Humor

   Written on our Cardiologists Progress Note today: Pt has end stage constipation. I kid you not!

7. Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

   tinerjayne replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Humor

   That no matter how much you advocate, how often you're in their room, how much you get them everything they could possibly need-you will encounter a completely ungrateful and rude patient/family member.

8. Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

   tinerjayne replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Humor

   Sadly your hope will never come true-you will encounter much projectile vomitting And poop.

9. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   tinerjayne replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   One 26 year old male patient-who was detoxing off meth, but had only used it one time 2 days ago- taught me that it's tacky to have 2 year old son, a wife who is 32 weeks pregnant, and two parents at your side in the hospital (very clean-cut family) ...