vielgm

vielgm has 1 years experience and specializes in Family practice/ambulatory care.

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1. Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   vielgm replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   Sir, the man in the Quaker suit standing behind me is our unit manager. He says he is sorry you were given the wrong discharge instructions yesterday. It was supposed to say "keep the dressing on your wounded knee clean and dry" not "keep clean and d...

2. Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   vielgm replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   You don't know this now but one day you will thank me. Before you accept any gifts from this guy make sure you have made him sign a prenuptial agreement.

3. Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   vielgm replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   The CT scan shows his internal organs have been removed and replaced with a mixture of bread crumbs, gravy and cranberries. I'm so sorry. You may go see him now in room 5 where he is resting comfortably.

4. Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   vielgm replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   Wow! Well that IS a problem.... No worries thought, I think I can take care of that. I'm going to need a suture kit, plain lido and rocephin IM.

5. Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   vielgm replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   Sir, how long has your husband been in this catatonic state?

6. Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   vielgm replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   No really, your mothers are getting along just fine! Best roommates on the whole unit!

7. Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   vielgm replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   Alright guys, who is getting pulled today?

8. Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   vielgm replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   "Alright people, line up! Today we change history! Everyone is getting the smallpox vaccine!!"

9. Nursing care plan

   vielgm replied to 18_gurl's topic in Student Assist

   thanks for taking the time to explain that! the websites were helpful!

10. Nursing care plan

    vielgm replied to 18_gurl's topic in Student Assist

    try impaired gas exchange.

11. For Fun - Things You Want to Buy Once You're a Nurse

    vielgm replied to Multicollinearity's topic in General Students

    At his point I will be happy to be able to pay bills and pay off debt! I also want a fence for our backyard and to take a family trip to Disney before our boys get much older! And then the next trip will be back to my homeland, Puerto Rico to visit ...