thmpr

thmpr has 19 years experience and specializes in ED.

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1. So I kind of messed up

   thmpr replied to oopsmybad's topic in General Nursing

   Stop enabling the OP, people. This is a red flag. XNavyCorpsman is correct and OP needs to own his/her mistake and demonstrate accountability. There is no room in nursing for people who can't read the directions, follow rules, and manage their impuls...

2. My husband doesn't want me on ALLNURSES

   thmpr replied to Kitiger's topic in General Nursing

   We are real! We will jump out of the screen and wolf whistle at you. Be afraid!

3. My husband doesn't want me on ALLNURSES

   thmpr replied to Kitiger's topic in General Nursing

   bwahaha! I love it! We are all predators looking for new flesh!

4. This is not why I became a nurse

   thmpr replied to DEgalRN's topic in School

   Tell them to zip it

5. Too Old to Enter Critical Care Nursing?

   thmpr replied to Fiddlesticks27's topic in Critical

   B'Gok It's not about age. STUDY. Focus. Take your CCRN. Go hang out with the CCU/ICU nurses. You'll be awesome. Don't quit.

6. I'm not coming back to this gig!

   thmpr replied to vintagemother's topic in Humor

7. I'm not coming back to this gig!

   thmpr replied to vintagemother's topic in Humor

   May the force be with you

8. Clipping nails at nurse's station

   thmpr replied to BillieP's topic in General Nursing

   It's just another nurse trying to spread their DNA all over the unit. hehe

9. Clipping nails at nurse's station

   thmpr replied to BillieP's topic in General Nursing

   Is this a trick question?

10. Shortness of Breath

    thmpr replied to SilleLu's topic in General Nursing

    Also AAA

11. Things I Am Grateful For (Vol. 1)

    thmpr replied to bluegeegoo2's topic in General Nursing

    ahahaha! Today I'm thankful for: My mom; friends; health; freedom; laughter (especially the kind that comes from my gut and makes me cry or giggle-snort); sarcasm; coffee; and Kerlix

12. why do so many nurses post that they love the med scanners

    thmpr replied to the nites's topic in General Nursing

    Scanners have never given me troubles, but you're not the only one who hates them. I once saw a nurse get ticked off at one and fling it down the hall. It sort of bounced and slid; and remarkably it didn't break. I was impressed by the durability. Th...

13. What did you do before nursing?

    thmpr replied to golson's topic in General Nursing

    I was a paramedic and perpetual student, and I danced in my underwear

14. August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    thmpr replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

    His name is Brian, not Hoyer!”(Hoyer” as suggested by JBudd, MSN, Guide) or Why should we have to put the seatdown? You never leave it up for us!” or I can't believe you just said theQ” word!” or How many times do I have to tell youthat dre...

15. ER wait times

    thmpr replied to kp1987's topic in Emergency

    I am unsure how long it will be... However, If you would like to expedite your visit with the MD, I recommend a gunshot to your thigh in an empty lot; or jumping from the building across the street. But please, throw out your hamburger and soda, and ...