dawnrsanrn

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1. The ER has become a restaurant.....

   dawnrsanrn replied to harry Krishna's topic in Emergency

   Oh how I know how you all feel. :wink2: . After being in the ER for 8 out of my 10 years of nursing, how I wish I could be that triage nurse that was in the movie "Bringing out the Dead" with Nicholas Cage. She was able to say what she felt to the pa...

2. patient lingo...

   dawnrsanrn replied to athomas91's topic in Emergency

   I had one female who said she has something stuck in her "FAGINNEY". This was meant as her vaginia. I still laugh when I replay her telling me this in my mind. To this day I have no idea how I kept a straight face when she said this, but I actually d...

3. and the problem is..........?

   dawnrsanrn replied to marcicatherine's topic in Emergency

   Pt: I have this terrible cough. Nurse: How long have you had it? Pt: About 4 weeks. Nurse: Have you called your doctor? Pt: No. Nurse: Why not? Pt: Because I know I couldn't get in anyways. Nurse: ave you tried any over the counter or home remedies t...