Murse520

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1. March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

   Murse520 replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   Sir, How many times do I have to tell you? I am not your wife, your daughter, your sister, or Whitney Houston. Now please get back to bed.

2. Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   Murse520 replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   So...which one of you needs the smallpox vaccine?

3. Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   Murse520 replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   So where are the seminar brochures? I need to make sure and hand it to my supervisor to get paid. I didn't sail across the sea for nothing!

4. Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   Murse520 replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   Our nurse residency program has a 0%...I mean 3% drop out rate.

5. Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   Murse520 replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   We pride ourselves in providing our nurses with the utmost quality care.

6. Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   Murse520 replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   The travel nurses are always the ones list behind...

7. Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   Murse520 replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   No need to worry, this always happens to Travel Nurses.

8. Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   Murse520 replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   That's the personal protective equipment for an "oops" precaution

9. Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

   Murse520 replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   So that's why JCAHO requires us to put biohazard signs.

10. Do you remember your first day on the job?

    Murse520 replied to Joe V's topic in Humor

    I start my first day on the floor as a new grad tomorrow, hopefully this doesn't happen to me!

11. 10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

    Murse520 replied to Brian's topic in Announcements

    "First day huh? Welcome to the nursing profession"

12. 10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

    Murse520 replied to Brian's topic in Announcements

    "I think you might have something on you face"

13. Palomar RN New Grad Program

    Murse520 replied to SDnurse2011's topic in California

    I did not get my preference, but I am more than happy to work at the department they placed me in. I know what specialty area, but not what specific department. =)

14. Palomar RN New Grad Program

    Murse520 replied to SDnurse2011's topic in California

    I got a call today and was offered a job for the residency program. So excited!! :]

15. Palomar RN New Grad Program

    Murse520 replied to SDnurse2011's topic in California

    I am guessing they got overwhelmed with all the paperwork that people sent in on Thursday. They probably figured it would be more efficient if they just informed everyone on the same day.