nursefrances BSN, RN

Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele

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About nursefrances

nursefrances has 6 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.


RN for 6 years, 2 years in an Ophthalmology Ambulatory Surgery Center, 4 years Telemetry experience. Enjoying life with my husband, two kids and our little Yorkie.

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  1. "They got rid of the breakroom years ago but kept the door up as a monument to forever remember the room everyone forgot to use. Umm....Jim? Why do have a shovel and why is it blowing bubbles?"
  2. Guy 1: What are you waiting for? Guy 2: The Twilight Zone theme to start playing....
  3. Knock knock knockin' on heavens door.....
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    October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Unlucky Larry may finally give up on his "dream" of becoming a nurse. Nurse instructor: "Ok Larry, what happened THIS time?"
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    October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    GoLightly. It's not very "light" is it?
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    October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    If you did't have the green stuff all over you, the way you're standing would look so funny. Well, it still does and I can't help myself: (in a Southern drawl) Howdy partner! Draw!
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    October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Ok, so I would guesstimate that to be about 60 mls of green bile. It's pretty easy: that's 60, a full shirt front is 100. There are some fluids that are a little more difficult to measure this way but we'll discuss that another day.
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    October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    (In a Yoda voice) Mmmm....Green you are. Wash you must!
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    You know you kind of look like a muppet. Can you talk like Kermit the frog?
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    (Singing) You're a mean one....Mr. Grinch!
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    Just got back from the potluck? I guess all the avocado dip is gone and I really wanted to try some too! Darn! Hey, wait right here I'm going to go get a taco chip.
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    Ummm....I think you got a little something on your face there.....
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    Sheesh Bob. I know you have a habit of wolfing down your lunch so you can get back to your patients but this is ridiculous!
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    October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Hey Fred, you're looking a little green today. Green with envy? A little green around the gills? Ok, I'm done. (Sigh) I will go get you a towel and some wet naps, and maybe some eyedrops, and....some Q-tips, and...
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    October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    There's a llama in the E.D.? Are you sure? Wow! I guess now I've seen everything.