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1. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

   bedpan replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Humor

   This one happened yesterday and I am typing it just as it was told to me - Yesterday morning one of the gentleman residents at our nursing home told one of my fellow nurses that his doctor had been by earlier and told him he was going to have the nur...

2. Websites...

   bedpan replied to FutureRN~Pookie's topic in General Students

   Cyberheart CardioTutorials - http://www.gwc.maricopa.edu/class/bio202/cyberheart/cardio.htm Learning Tools from Nursecom - http://www.nursecom.com/learningTools.html

3. Websites...

   bedpan replied to FutureRN~Pookie's topic in General Nursing

   Cyberheart CardioTutorials - http://www.gwc.maricopa.edu/class/bio202/cyberheart/cardio.htm Learning Tools from Nursecom - http://www.nursecom.com/learningTools.html

4. Random onel liners

   bedpan replied to Farkinott's topic in Humor

   My all-time favorite stupid joke: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a peanut and jelly sandwich? You either get a peanut and jelly sandwich that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth

5. Random onel liners

   bedpan replied to Farkinott's topic in Humor

   "Who was that comedian with the monotone and expressionless face, who used to roll off those kind of jokes, usually one liners?" That was Steven Wright A couple more of his that are my all time favs I called information and asked where my other sock ...

6. King Arthur and the Witch

   bedpan replied to bedpan's topic in Humor

   lol thanks jnette - Have been busy in the ~ugh~ real world

7. King Arthur and the Witch

   bedpan posted a topic in Humor

   Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult ...

8. English in Non-English Countries

   bedpan replied to bedpan's topic in Humor

   Here is the link to a great site along these lines - Engrish.com A few more: Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Instructions for using a hotel air conditioner, Japan: IF YOU WANT TO BE COOL IN YOUR ROOM, P...

9. English in Non-English Countries

   bedpan posted a topic in Humor

   Examples of how English is being used in different parts of the world: In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bat...

10. Little Zachary

    bedpan posted a topic in Humor

    Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of to help his math! Finally, in a last ditch effort, they to...

11. mistake

    bedpan posted a topic in Humor

    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet...

12. Pigs

    bedpan posted a topic in Humor

    A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who had five male pigs he was going to sell. After talking a bit, they decided instead of selling them...

13. The Rules of Chocolate

    bedpan posted a topic in Humor

    The Rules of Chocolate If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands - you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit - so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to ge...

14. The Hairdresser

    bedpan posted a topic in Humor

    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You're cr...

15. pearson quick results

    bedpan replied to katzrkool's topic in NCLEX

    Another thing - I was told by our school's secretary that schools can get the test results for free - So after the 48 hours was up I called the school and she pulled it up on her computer and told me the results right then! - And I wasn't expecting ...