lovethis replied to NurseLoveJoy88's topic in Humor
60-something yo male about 6'0 asked for a bedpan. The aide helped him onto it, closed the curtain and placed the call light in his hand. Less than five minutes later, the aid calls me and tells me to look at the space between where the curtain ends ...
"Unlike what I was hearing everyone else speak. Make a long story short, learn formal Spanish. Learn it very well. Then learn Mexican." Ummmmm..... Seriously? "Mexican". OK.:uhoh21:
I work in a Rehab Hospital with SCI population which in turn equals bowel programs every evening for them!!!! Including but not limited to: digital stim, manual removal, Dulc supp, mini-enemas, Fleets, SMOGs. Oh the joys of being a bowel queen!!!
I work with a difficult population (SCI), most of which are young males from the 'streets' who were never taught any manners and do not know how to communicate well with others. I try to take the same approach: strictly business, state the rules of o...