Thanks for the comments. I made the hats with white felt and black ribbon. I spiked a 1" styrofoam ball with green floral stem, wrapped the ball in green floral tape, then hot-glued the hat on the ball.
Every year the hospital where I work has a Nursing Clinical Advancement Banquet. This year I was called upon to assist with decorations. I searched high and low on the internet for ideas of something "Nursy" without success. As I was driving home ...
Years ago when I was doing clinicals for school, I came across this plaque hanging on the wall of an inpatient unit with a list of hospital jobs and their job roles (ie, Housekeeping, Respiratory Therapy, Nursing Assistant, Nurse, Physician, etc). T...
I had a male patient he had his left nut removed. My daughter's best friend's mother calls her breasts her 'girls.' Have also heard vagina referred to as 'wooch.'
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How about when someone starts talking about something that has absolutely nothing to do with the current discussion: "What's that got to do with the price of tea in China?"
One of the CNA's mistakenly charted urine output amount under intake part of I&O flowsheet. After the doctor reviewed the patient's chart, he wrote this order: Do not give the patient urine to drink, give him water instead.
I've been working med-surg for past 10 years, and I love it. The patients consist of all those patients that have had surgery that need to stay overnight postop or longer with the exception of those on a heart monitor. That's the surgical part of med...
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Just about all my male patients call a urinal "the jug;" and I call it making water. Urinate sounds crude and lay people don't know what void is. How do you ask your patients if they are having any difficulties voiding?
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Here's some for you: SUPPORT (Elizabeth Foley) Friends in your life are like pillars on your porch: sometimes they hold you up and sometimes they lean on you. COMMUNICATION (Jimi Hendrix) Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. ENDURANCE (Malcolm Forbe...