Eyefish999

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1. Ancora State Psychiatric Hospital, NJ

   Eyefish999 replied to nancynjnurse's topic in Psychiatric

   i did a rotation on larch D at ancora 2 years ago..interesting place.

2. You know you're a male RN when......

   Eyefish999 replied to SteveNNP's topic in Men

   lol about there being no large gloves..or if there is a box it was opened about 10 years ago. i hide things on the top shelves of the cabinets in the med room way in the back where only i can reach. i get size 24 angios from peds and hide them on the...

3. Working with all females - fringe benefit or danger zone?

   Eyefish999 replied to medlaw's topic in Men

   many relationships and marriages do start at work, espacially working full time with the same people day after day, warm feelings and friendships can and will arise.

4. You know you're a male RN when......

   Eyefish999 replied to SteveNNP's topic in Men

   i like to tickle a few of them as well while in the med room while they are at the pyxis,,it makes going to work fun,,they love the attention.

5. You know you're a male RN when......

   Eyefish999 replied to SteveNNP's topic in Men

   i like giving the girls on nightshift back massages, they love it. and i get a nice massage during chart checks from them as well.

6. How many patients are you assigned?

   Eyefish999 replied to Little Panda RN's topic in Orthopaedic

   tonight i am posting from work , i have 5-6 patients and 2 aids for 25 patients.

7. IS this norma for Med/Surg night shift...or is it just my hospital?

   Eyefish999 replied to raindrop's topic in General Nursing

   sounds exactly like my floor, can have up to 8 pts, combo of ortho and neuro, and the neuro are all on telemetry, no unit clerk, understaffed, have to pick up extra patients at 11p because they send a nurse home , then a few minutes later the ER dump...

8. The Great Double Standard?

   Eyefish999 replied to Doog's topic in Men

   I had a female pt refuse my care....she was in the hospital for high BP..she said if i was her nurse her BP would go skyhigh and she would not be discharged in the morning..lol .. hey at least she gave some medical rationale

9. Getting report from the ED

   Eyefish999 replied to All_Smiles_RN's topic in General Nursing

   I work night shift on ortho/stroke unit and i frequently get crap reports form the ER, they send up patients with hip fx without a foley or any pain meds ordered, send up change in mental status patients R/O TIA/stroke not on any stroke orders or eve...

10. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Eyefish999 replied to yazisizit's topic in Humor

    a guy stuck a paintbrush up his butt (here come the picasso jokes)

11. Funny Names for Nurses

    Eyefish999 replied to randomnamees's topic in Humor

    i know a doctor named Dr. Butt ..no joke a hospital in NJ

12. You know you're a male RN when......

    Eyefish999 replied to SteveNNP's topic in Men

    i was thinking the same thing,,and women seem to leave bits and pieces of toilet paper on the floor all the time, i have no idea what their problem is, some are big wads of balled up paper too, before i became a nurse i was a janitor throughout nursi...

13. "male" scrub top patterns

    Eyefish999 replied to jb2u's topic in Men

    there does not seem to big a big selection of prints for guys,,if i designed one there would be a racing stripe down the side,,coolmax material with vents in the armpit area ,double sticthed seams using kevlar(bulletproof) thread, two different types...

14. "male" scrub top patterns

    Eyefish999 replied to jb2u's topic in Men

    i just ordered a set of dickies camo print online, the only downside is that it has one chest pocket because i am ussed to the two pocket dickies scrubs., the camo print seems pretty manly...almost clicked on the pink cupcake print one by accicent, t...