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1. The Unbelievable things our Pts DO..It is true

   oplok replied to AmandaDawn's topic in Humor

   these stories are from my friend who works in the ER 1. a young lady, early 20's came in with complaints of laceration in her rectal area and scratches in her back. She said she was preparing her bath, she was bending down to check the water temp and...

2. The Unbelievable things our Pts DO..It is true

   oplok replied to AmandaDawn's topic in Humor

   Ive never heard of this, but I will make sure I ask one of our GI docs tomorrow if this is true....

3. i shouldnt have laughed

   oplok replied to thisnurse's topic in Humor

   One post op patient (not mine) keeps asking for water. Patient was NPO until am. Pateint keeps asking water to everybody, when I passed by his room he called me in and ask for water. Told him we have strict orders from his doc that he cant have an...

4. What are some of the most ridiculous things patients have asked of you?

   oplok replied to mother/babyRN's topic in Humor

   I used to work at a nursing home before and one resident turned on her call light, when I went in to anser it, she asked me to catch the mosquito in her room.... told her I will send the terminator in. :-( :-) at the hospital, one patient asked me...

5. Charting Bloopers

   oplok replied to AHarri66's topic in Humor

   Found in one of Docs order "Transfer patient to ICU. Run IV as fast as you can." he, he, I hope IV is not the nurse.

6. Excuses for Missing Work

   oplok replied to kmchugh's topic in Humor

   How about this one... " I am not coming in to work, its private and personal and none of your f#%$^%* business ! "