ShelleyERgirl LPN

ShelleyERgirl has 20 years experience as a LPN and specializes in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D.

Latest Activity

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   feeling stupid

   ShelleyERgirl replied to Amcz's topic in LPN-RN

   I can understand that you are discouraged but take heart, like some others said some people may change their minds before classes even start. We lost four people before the first day so you could still get in. Hang in there.
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   Losing Weight While In School

   ShelleyERgirl replied to Joe V's topic in General Students

   Lord, I would love to forget to eat! Well, maybe not because then I would probably be dead and that would suck very much bad....... Kudos to you all who have lost weight, I just don't want to have to have someone cut me out of my house so I can make ...
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   My nursing school story

   ShelleyERgirl replied to SC APRN's topic in General Students

   Way to go girl! I am also a vet although Navy not Army and I too have had to take the looonng way around. Fortunately, my issue was not being deployed but family health issues. I was in an RN program in 2003. Halfway through, I had to drop out due to...
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   My 9 year old patient was raped and required surgery

   ShelleyERgirl replied to ssouthernyankee's topic in Safety

   That is wonderful! I am so happy for you and your new little girl. May God bless you and your family.:redbeathe
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   Tossing Your Cookies...

   ShelleyERgirl replied to JasmDasm's topic in General Nursing

   Excessive earwax, had patient eat his after irrigating his ears and then showing him how much i got out. Everything else, bring it on!
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   Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   ShelleyERgirl replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   :yeahthat:
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   Orders you wish you could have written in the chart...

   ShelleyERgirl replied to NurseKatie08's topic in Humor

   To the pt's PIA daughter, please drink one tall glass of "shut the hell up" and don't call me unless there is a problem.
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   Something fun: What would you REALLY like to say to new PARENTS?

   ShelleyERgirl replied to BabyLady's topic in Ob/Gyn

   Didn't I see you on Maury Povich trying to figure out who your Last baby's daddy was? Are you sure?:)
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   please i need your prayers

   ShelleyERgirl replied to tigger2sassy1's topic in General Nursing

   I am so sorry for your loss. Will be praying for you and please know that you:icon_hug::icon_hug: are definitely not alone.
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    The strangest thing you've ever seen on an x-ray?

    ShelleyERgirl replied to Spirit of Humor's topic in Humor

    a cervical thermometer, a patient trying to get pregnant was checking her mucous when she accidently pushed it through the cervical os. Whoops!:smackingf
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    Talked into a career in nursing by Stephen King.

    ShelleyERgirl replied to eriksoln's topic in General Nursing

    Erik, you rock! Good for you fighting for your dreams. I also am a huge Stephen King fan and have read the extended version of the Stand. It is okay, it didn't really add that much to the story for me.
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    From the mouths of non-nurses

    ShelleyERgirl replied to mattcastens's topic in Humor

    This isn't medical but was watching "American Idol" a couple years ago and it was one of the audition episodes where this young girl stated she would be the next American Idol because she had a lot of "self-confidentiality"! I laughed until I cried ...
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    Strangest thing ever said to you by another professional.

    ShelleyERgirl replied to eriksoln's topic in Relations

    :rotfl: Erik, you kill me!
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    Strangest thing ever said to you by another professional.

    ShelleyERgirl replied to eriksoln's topic in Relations

    :rotfl::rotfl:
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    Strangest thing ever said to you by another professional.

    ShelleyERgirl replied to eriksoln's topic in Relations

    Floriidagirl, your post made me laugh so hard, I had to get up and clean off my monitor because I spit out my drink all over it! Just trying to imagine making a baby stop pooping.:rotfl::rotfl: