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1. What's the weirdest baby name?

   nicer when smarter replied to teresab_2000's topic in Ob/Gyn

   Holly Hobby...can you picture her in her Easter bonnet now and Country Hicks..first and last name.

2. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   nicer when smarter replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   Never crush up oxycontin, mix it with tap water and put it in your picc line. Sad outcome...paralyzed.

3. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   nicer when smarter replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   Never shove salted peanuts in your penis...have your wife remove them with her mouth and then come in complaining that it hurts to pee!

4. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

   nicer when smarter replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Humor

   I had a patient with peripheral neuropathy and VRE who hit the call light about 150 times a shift. GOWN MASK AND GLOVE everytime....she called me in the room...I exasperted "Can I help you?", "Oh, she replies, I have a booger in my nose and I need yo...

5. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

   nicer when smarter replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Humor

   I work in L&D and recently had a patient come to triage with complaints of head lice...so the ER wheels her up and she has shampoo in her hair....Flea & Tick shampoo....she said it was burning her scalp. Some people shouldn't be allowed to br...

6. Excuses for Missing Work

   nicer when smarter replied to kmchugh's topic in Humor

   This one girl who calls in frequently called in AGAIN last week "My air conditioner isn't working that great so I didn't get good quality sleep today and I don't want to get fired for falling asleep at work!" P.S. She can fall asleep at the drop of ...

7. Terms we will not admit to using

   nicer when smarter replied to gwenith's topic in Humor

   I work in Labor and Delivery and we use a term called the positive whiff test....when things don't smell so pleasant in their nether regions!!