Jazzdog

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1. Offended by Prayer

   Jazzdog replied to CCU NRS's topic in General Nursing

   If my life has gone down the proverbial drain, then you can do whatever you like to the package that remains. My spirit has already "left the building". If you are praying for your sake/peace of mind then by all means pray away. As for me and MY spir...

2. To All The Nurses In The World

   Jazzdog replied to getbabygirl's topic in General Nursing

   I think Rusty's got it. If all believed in the same God, then there wouldn't be a gift from God called freedom of choice. If there was only one path to God, that would make God shallow and limited. I think there is nothing better than to accept, feel...

3. Midnight Nurse VS Dayshift Nurse

   Jazzdog replied to KRRNER's topic in Emergency

   As I see it......Day shift folks are old and experienced, Night shift folks are young and fresh. All shifts have egos that need to be stroked. My dog is better than your dog, She is smarter, prettier, taller, svelter (?), barks louder & pets soft...

4. What kind of people make a good ER nurse?

   Jazzdog replied to peaceful2100's topic in Emergency

   ER nurses are as varied as nursing jobs. In our ER, a majority are "goofs" (meant as a complement). They realize Life can't be taken too seriously. They can manage life and death situations flawlessly. There is a smile on their face more often than ...

5. How to de-stress

   Jazzdog replied to Jazzdog's topic in Humor

   Ahh, RC, If I wasn't a married man.....

6. Older than dirt quiz

   Jazzdog replied to KaraLea's topic in Humor

   I use to love to stick my finger in the top of the delivered milk and lick off the cream. Mom would yell, of course, cause that was for her coffee. And you all know where little boys fingers had been. Went to the drive-in past w/e. They telecast the...

7. How to de-stress

   Jazzdog replied to Jazzdog's topic in Humor

   inSANE, I always whistle a happy tune. AND by the way, I have heard the screams. You are a wild child.

8. How to de-stress

   Jazzdog replied to Jazzdog's topic in Humor

   Sometimes my wife calls and asks whoever answers the phone what kind of day are we having. If they give her the right answer, I'm usually met at the door with a lovely beverage and nakedness. The staff now has their instructions on what to say if m...

9. You Know You're a Nurse When...

   Jazzdog replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

   Disposable hemostats, scissors, forceps in nicely dressed packages under the Christmas tree for all your fishing buddys.

10. How to de-stress

    Jazzdog replied to Jazzdog's topic in Humor

    Sex IS a decompressant.

11. How to de-stress

    Jazzdog replied to Jazzdog's topic in Humor

    Originally, that was a joke, but I do like this thread. I, in addition to whistling, also enjoy a lovely beverage on my deck with my best friend, my dog, and also my wife. She can decompress me instantly. If the stress is monumental, off to the wood ...

12. help a greenie out

    Jazzdog replied to ellie123's topic in General Nursing

    There is one thing that all male and female Doc's have in common and that is EGO. As slinkeecat said, strike em! er, stroke em.

13. fatigue.....the nurse's

    Jazzdog replied to micro's topic in Safety

    As the saying goes, Do you live to work or do you work to live? As a new grad I did live to work, but, after a few weeks in the trenches, attitudes change. Saving lives and stamping out disease day after day isn't any walk in the park sweetheart. My ...

14. How to de-stress

    Jazzdog posted a topic in Humor

    When I am under stress, I go outside and whistle. It makes the neighbors dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

15. Diets and Dying

    Jazzdog replied to Andy S.'s topic in Humor

    Eat well, Exercise, Get plenty of sleep, Have no distress, Die anyway.