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1. Alternative meds? You'll never believe this one!!

   klhs replied to darla80's topic in Humor

   What about using Vicks vapor rub for nail fungus and gray (duct) tape to get rid of warts???

2. Share Your Saying

   klhs replied to angelique777's topic in Humor

   1) Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos you never know what's going to burn your a**. 2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3) Tell me what you need, and I'll tell...

3. So this is how politics work....

   klhs posted a topic in Humor

   A six-year-old boy goes to his dad and asks: "What is Politics?" Dad says: "Well son...let me explain it to you this way: I'm the head of the family... so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money... so we call her The Gov...

4. New stress management technique

   klhs posted a topic in Humor

   Just in case you have had or are having a bad day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is it really works. 1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2. Birds are softly chirping in the ...

5. Cried (I mean BAWLED) all the way home from Memphis

   klhs replied to LPNalmost!'s topic in NCLEX

   i felt the same way when i passed the nclex with 85 questions....and 10 years ago, we still had to wait the 2 weeks to get the results in the mail!

6. Cried (I mean BAWLED) all the way home from Memphis

   klhs replied to LPNalmost!'s topic in NCLEX

   i felt the same way when i passed the nclex with 85 questions....and 10 years ago, we still had to wait the 2 weeks to get the results in the mail!

7. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

   klhs replied to yazisizit's topic in Humor

   ]Cant believe I have been sitting here reading this ENTIRE thread for the past 2 hours! I kept thinking "one more page and I will go to bed"... dang it ... the one more page soon became the LAST page!

8. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

   klhs replied to yazisizit's topic in Humor

   ]Cant believe I have been sitting here reading this ENTIRE thread for the past 2 hours! I kept thinking "one more page and I will go to bed"... dang it ... the one more page soon became the LAST page!

9. Things I've learned....

   klhs posted a topic in Humor

   i've learned- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. i've learned- that it's taking me a long time to become the person i want to be. i've learned- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words....

10. Sunday morning funny....

    klhs posted a topic in Humor

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a hea...

11. Didja ever wonder???

    klhs posted a topic in Humor

    didja ever wonder??? 1. ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of evian water? try spelling evian backwards: naive *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a ...

12. ~Today~

    klhs posted a topic in Humor

    ~today~ today, when i awoke, i suddenly realized that this is the best day of my life, ever! there were times when i wondered if i would make it to today... but i did! and because i did, i'm going to celebrate! today, i'm going to celebrate what a...

13. Blonde joke... no offense!

    klhs posted a topic in Humor

    possibly the best blonde joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! a blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. the pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. unfazed, the bl...

14. Red Neck Love Poem

    klhs posted a topic in Humor

    red neck love poem susie lee done fell in love; she planned to marry joe. she was so happy 'bout it all she told her pappy so. pappy told her, "susie gal, you'll have to find another. i'd just as soon yo' ma don't know, but joe is yo' half br...

15. Divorce & Nursing

    klhs replied to NorthStar's topic in General Nursing

    I have been divorced for 2 years following 16 years of marriage...no it was not an easy decision to make, but it is one I do not regret! I didnt get married with the attitude of "if it doesnt work we can just get a divorce", that is the last thing I...