amycat79

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1. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

   amycat79 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   I was working in recovery and a TURP pt came in, I was checking for bleeding and looking at his output when he says "are you married?" I was like yes sir I am and then he says "what does your husband think about you having to look and and touch other...

2. Caption Contest

   amycat79 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   The voices inside my head are always right and they say this is a NSP run away, run away fast your shift is over!!!!! (NSP-night shift problem)

3. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things

   amycat79 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   When I was a relatively new nurse I was making rounds with a doctor on the floor, he was doing discharge planning with a new hysterectomy patient and he told her "no sex" he then proceeded to turn around and look at her husband and say "I mean no sex...