Re: Sent home for Low Census because I am the LVN!!!
Wow. I only wish I had your problem just once. My job
NEVER lets me leave early! I always have the jacked-up assignments. Last night was really a B-S night. My patients ranged in ages from 47 to 90. I was given the HIV patient (luckily I treat everyone as though they are infected) and no one told me this. We never have time to do chart checks for orders until the end of the shift; by then important orders have been missed! My A&O 54 y/o male patient ended up on the floor because he was too macho to call for assistance and then could not get his
BIG A** off the floor. He re-injured his would then he cried like a
B***H when I had to repeat the wound care on him (like I really had the time to keep back-tracking due to stupidity). Funny, but not really, his wife told me that he might do this type of thing if he encountered a nurse that he felt was attractive because he is somewhat delusioned into thinking that all attractive women has some kind of interest in him.
I WAS LIVID!!!!!!!! I don't have time to play those kinds or any kinds of games on the job!!!! My 90 y/o female patient said as I woke her up for her heart medicine, "baby if you come back around 9 o'clock and help me to the potty, I usually sleep for the rest of the night." (That was soooooo sweet.) I got right up in her ear and said, "
WELL, SWEEEEEETTTTTT-HEARRRRRRRRT, IT'S AAALLLLLLLL-REAAAAAAAAAADY AFFFFFFF-TER TEN OOOOOOO'CLOCK. ( She is practically completely deaf and her family says she gets upset if you use written communication because 'she's not deaf; people just don't talk loud enough anymore". But she was the healthiest patient that I had last night and she
really did not call for anything after she pottied. It will take too long to tell you guys what all else I went through waiting on my 7p-7a shift to end at 10am!
Long story short, if that's possible at this point, Ladies/Gentlemen, sometimes our blessings come in ways we don't recognize. I would give anything to be sent home from work because of low census. When the census drops at our hospital, it's like the day-after-Thanksgiving sale at Walmart between our nurses rushing to the Overhouse Supervisor's office to try to get outta this hospital!!!!
So, remember, just when you think you have it bad, there is
ALWAYS somebody who has it worse!!!!
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