Win CASH! New Year Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 8

you know, if this doesn't work, I'll have to take your temperature. And I don't mean orally. Get it... All right then, what do we need this ultrasound for, anyway??? You pregnant, Again? Hey, Father Time over here...come on, now. This is getting old....

Someone clearly didn't see the DNR order...

Not even cardioversion can spark any life back into your theories; rest in peace Mayans!

CLEAR!!-ly, This guy has got to go.

[QUOTE=Joe V;7106802]Win $100! Participate in our New Year Nursing Caption Contest.

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. After a week, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.





Let's reset his ticker...he's a little behind the times!

"Do not shock Santa!", "Why?" "He's hibernating til next Christmas, he's not dead.... new Elves acting like they know everything."

You can't milk me, I am clearly not a woman! Plus you're no where near my nipples, what school did you graduate from????

"I'm clear, you're clear, we are all clear"...... Oh wait, he's expired.

Please, just keep him going till payday!!

hmm, this looks about right