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  1. Nurse, I'm glad you're here. I need someone to lift me up so that I can reach the toilet.
  2. I AM NOT DIABETIC!!! Candy is an essential part of our diet! Whatever, just give me Acarbose, all the other elves are taking it so they can still eat candy.
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  3. "Yah, yah... I know, but this was the only way that I could get into the Pysch Ward to talk to you about the Local Union #236."
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  4. Nurse: I know it's the busiest time of year For you. I empathize with you needing a break. Don't worry Santa won't find out your here it's against HIPPA. Elf: Thanks Nurse your the best!
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  5. "You've been a caring nurse to me, but Santa and I can't grant you a Christmas vacation."
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  6. No peds ward for me! I'm at least 100 years old. Elves have longevity ya' know. I'm just tired out this year and Prancer got a little too rambunctious and stepped on my foot! Got any elf-size crutches?
  7. You are NOT sticking me again!
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 11, '12
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  8. I've told you three times already.....I'm NOT staying!
  9. I'm NOT going anywhere! You try making toys for 2 billions kids every single year for 126 years with NO break!
  10. You are NOT discharging me! I work 14 hour days, 365 days a year, knocking out toy after toy after toy! Do you know what it's like to go all day without ever getting to sit down and actually eat a meal, not to mention having to hold my bladder until it's ready to burst!

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