Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 7

What ELF do I have to do?

Elf- "I tried to tickle the tinsel and got kicked in the north pole. My jingle bells are still ringing. But hey can you blame me? I mean when was the last time you saw a female elf?"

nurse---ok so how many toys did you throw up on and ruin?

elf----about 100--then santa said he was going to stomp me into a cow patty,so now I am here safe and sound

"What do mean that "Santa's North Pole Health Insurance" will not cover my hospital stay?"

"I demand that you get on the roof and speak to the big guy yourself, I am exhaused!"

I absolutely REFUSE to change into one of those hideous hospital gowns! Do you know who I am??

Elf: "Do you really expect me to believe that you are a nurse, just because you are wearing scrubs and have a stethoscope? Show me your license!"

I work 'round the clock year after year
With little thanks & praise
Can you imagine such ingratitude
And the nurse had one humorous gaze

So nurses really do exist...

"Since you guys come in here every hour begging for something to do because 'I have the time', I signed you up to make 100,000 toys and ride with Santa. Get cracking!"

How do I feel? Well let's see, Santa's workshop is more like Santa's sweatshop; i'm overworked and underpaid, stressed out, exhausted, and I found out that I have high blood pressure.......how do you think I feel?