Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 6

I was laid off because the world is ending before Christmas. Looks like you won't be getting more pay and less work for Christmas after all.

i'm feeling a little blue this Christmas...

"I'm 3 feet tall and I work all year round to provide toys for children all around the world and you're complaining about a 12 hour shift on Christmas? Please get me some ice chips."

"I told Santa One too many roofs, I'd get shingles"!

I'm here for Santa to find out why Nurses put Nurses on their wish list.

"You better have lots of cookies here to make up for the ones that I'm going to have miss because ol' Rudolph had to go and step on my foot!"

How many times am I going to have to tell you....I do NOT belong on the pediatrics floor!!!!

I am not moving until you get me the Christmas Spirit

Mental health issues????? I swear I'm the easter bunny....you have to believe me!

Unexplained weight loss? You try living with the Claus'!