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  1. "If you tell anyone we have big noses and unibrows, I'll have you on HIPAA's naughty list faster than you can say Merry Christmas!"
  2. Are you elfing with me right now?
  3. You complain about your uniform, at least you don't have to wear the hat anymore.
  4. No, I am not hallucinating, Santa Claus IS my boss!
  5. Oh come on! What do you mean there is no cure for Reindeeridous?
  6. no you can not share this bed with me
  7. "Overworked, but I do it for the people and I know exactly how you nurses feel"
  8. I hope you know that I'll be reporting this to Santa for his "naughty" list!
  9. In light of the holiday season, the pediatric patients decided to play a little prank on the over-worked staff.
  10. I was about to put a canula in my own vein..i found myself cleaning the area with a spirited cotton ball.