Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - Page 20

You call this nursing??? Rudolph can do better than that!

What do you mean you've got my discharge papers? I'm staying until the 26th.

So you see nurse it's really kind of funny how that chisel got stuck up in there. I was making toys and I slipped....

Dehydration and exhaustion are SO viable admission diagnoses!!

Then Santa said, "Why so blue, elf?" when I was clearly wearing green.
Anger Managment my foot!

"What do you mean "they don't make a small enough foley catheter"?"

You. really. need. to. know. the. last. time. I. POOPED??????
Questions like that will get you on the naughty list, young lady.

I am telling you, Barbie set me up!!

I know, get it all out now, hahahaha look at the cute little elfie, why aren't you just so darn cute!!
You pinch my cheeks and you will NOT get the Iphone 5 you want this year. And by the way, my favorite joke starts with "Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy walk into a bar......"

I would rather be a dwarf.....Snow White has it going on.
Picture it, fat man, red suit.....