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    Sorry I can't take you of the NAUGHTY list!!!
  2. I'll put in a good word for you with Santa Claus if you save the blood glucose checks & nutrition counseling for some other patient.
  3. "I know I am small. I AM AN ELF!!!"
  4. "Of course I know what it's like to work my tail off and only my boss gets the credit... I'm an ELF!"
  5. "I didn't know a Candy Cane could fit in there either!"
  6. Quick give me a quicker upper, the children of the world is depending on me.
  7. No, no. I'm not just trying to get out of work.
  8. Let me ask you how you feel when I have to give you an enema!
  9. Santa never said there'd be days like this!
  10. The elf on the shelf could only say, "I blame Pinterest."