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  1. Dec 16, '12 by
    If I don't get hot chocolate, YOU don't get vital signs.
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  2. Dec 16, '12 by
    That's NOT the stethoscope I made for you.
  3. Dec 16, '12 by
    They don't tell you that elf shoes cause elf toes.
  4. Dec 16, '12 by
    So you just automatically assume that the reindeer droppings are from MY visitors?
  5. Dec 16, '12 by
    I TRIED the sugar-free candy canes! I don't LIKE them!
  6. Dec 16, '12 by
    I suppose next you're going to tell me that sugar plums AREN'T a food group?
  7. Dec 16, '12 by
    No, I will NOT talk to Santa about heart-healthy choices.
  8. Dec 16, '12 by
    I'll bet you wish YOUR boss wasn't real.
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  9. Dec 16, '12 by
    I'm telling you! I'm not leaving til' I get a work note until the 26th!
  10. Dec 16, '12 by
    "Sir this is a hospital, not a hotel. The call bell is not for room service."