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  1. Dec 13, '12 by
    "Grandma got run over by a reindeer again...I'm here for related emotional trauma."
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  2. Dec 13, '12 by
    "Buddy the Elf won the popular vote...again."
  3. Dec 13, '12 by
    "I don't want to see a social worker, a chaplin or get a psych evaluation...I refuse."
  4. Dec 13, '12 by
    "Santa always refused to give us growth hormone injections..."
  5. Dec 13, '12 by
    I have always suffered with low elf esteem issues but that I can't remember the reimbursable ICD-9 code.
  6. Dec 13, '12 by
    If you work your cards right I can get you off the naughty list
  7. Dec 13, '12 by
    "Surprised? Yeah, me too! I thought it was Elf on a Shelf, not Elf on a Hospital Bed?!!"- Bad Elf
  8. Dec 13, '12 by
    I need all my pills crushed up and given in figgy pudding.
  9. Dec 13, '12 by
    Yes, your on the naughty list, don't look so surprised.
  10. Dec 14, '12 by
    "I came because I heard you had a shortage of "Christmas Trees" in the Respiratory Therapy Department.

    Now "I'm" on a 72 Hour Psychiatric Hold?"
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