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- "Grandma got run over by a reindeer again...I'm here for related emotional trauma."
- "Buddy the Elf won the popular vote...again."
- "I don't want to see a social worker, a chaplin or get a psych evaluation...I refuse."
- "Santa always refused to give us growth hormone injections..."
- Dec 13, '12 by gerilynI have always suffered with low elf esteem issues but that I can't remember the reimbursable ICD-9 code.
- Dec 13, '12 by gerilynIf you work your cards right I can get you off the naughty list
- Dec 13, '12 by Amro421"Surprised? Yeah, me too! I thought it was Elf on a Shelf, not Elf on a Hospital Bed?!!"- Bad Elf
- Dec 13, '12 by ChristineNI need all my pills crushed up and given in figgy pudding.
- Dec 13, '12 by DysrhythmiaRNYes, your on the naughty list, don't look so surprised.
- Dec 14, '12 by BostonTerrierLoverRN"I came because I heard you had a shortage of "Christmas Trees" in the Respiratory Therapy Department.
Now "I'm" on a 72 Hour Psychiatric Hold?"