Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - Page 14

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  1. Like I told the ER nurse, I have RED REINDEER/REDNOSE HMO (Holiday Makers' Organization) Insurance.
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  2. I know nurse I shouldn't leave frozen banana peels on the workshop floor. All I remember was this HUGE red and white... well you know and now I'm a hurting elf.
  3. No nuh uh, the hat stays on, surgery or no surgery. My naughty list is still in effect.
  4. you been workin' overtime too. I'll make sure the big guy..Mr. Kringle, uh Santa to you, gives all you great, hard-workin' nurses somethin' really special, how does gold plated stethescopes sound?
  5. Oh No,...Not Again!...Could I get a Nurse that isn't on the Naughty list?!?!
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  6. Yes, that's correct, my mother is a leprechaun.
  7. Good things come in small packages.
  8. Santa told me an Angel would be taking care of me! Where are Your wings?!
  9. I'll take my DC papers now, nurse--my ride is picking me up at exactly 12:01 am by the helipad...
  10. Nurse, I'll take my DC papers now... My ride is picking me up at 12:01 am by the helipad...