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  1. Dec 11, '12 by
    Haven't you ever seen an elf before?
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    Dec 11, '12 by
    I wish everyone would quit telling me I have short man syndrome.
  3. Dec 11, '12 by
    "I don't care if my A1C is 15. I'm gonna eat what I want!"
  4. Dec 11, '12 by
    What do you mean I have to cut my sugar?
  5. Dec 11, '12 by
    Since when has eating cookies, drinking hot coco and eggnog become a health concern???
    ChristineN likes this.
  6. Dec 12, '12 by
    Look Nurse, I have gum drops and sugar plums dancing in my head all the time.... it doesn't mean I am mixing the peppermint schnapps with my Ambien again.
    NurseDirtyBird likes this.
  7. Dec 12, '12 by
    No! I don't believe I am one of Santa's elves!... I am telling you the truth! I got jumped on my way home from work and woke up dressed like this. I guess because I'm short, some punks thought they could play a joke on me!
    Last edit by Melissa1986 on Dec 12, '12 : Reason: typo
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  8. Dec 12, '12 by
    "Well it all started when the reindeer got into the vaseline Santa uses to get down the chimney..."
    NurseDirtyBird likes this.
  9. Dec 12, '12 by
    You eat nothing but cookies and milk for a year and see how you feel.
  10. Dec 12, '12 by
    Elf to Nurse: "What's with that look?!?! I've made enough toys for the kids...thank goodness for HIPAA! Santa won't know where I am!"