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  1. Dec 11, '12 by
    Falling from a shelf is brutal.
    Clovery likes this.
  2. Dec 11, '12 by
    In my opinion, size does matter.
  3. Dec 11, '12 by
    Let me get this straight...HE gets to eat all the milk and cookies, but, I have high blood sugar. Hmmmpf!
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  4. Dec 11, '12 by
    "So I mentioned to Santa that he should avoid the cookies this year, like the diabetes pamphlet you sent home with him suggested. Next thing I know, I'm up on a shelf, and he's refusing to let me down. A broken leg later..."
  5. Dec 11, '12 by
    And NOW management wants us to work as yard gnomes in the spring!
    Last edit by EmJeanRN on Dec 11, '12
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  6. Dec 11, '12 by
    OK, gimme the enema. But whatever comes out goes in your Christmas stocking!
    Clovery likes this.
  7. Dec 11, '12 by
    What do I need to do to get a cup of egg nog around here?
  8. Dec 11, '12 by
    I am tired of everyone saying how short and cute I am. If you get the orthopedic doctor to make me taller I will make sure you get on the nice list this year.
    Clovery likes this.
  9. Dec 11, '12 by
    Nurse: "I'm sorry Mr. E but we don't have a psych unit".
    Elf: "Do you know what it's like working for a guy who works one day a year, gets all the money AND all of the recognition?
    Nurse: "Yes, I do".
  10. Dec 11, '12 by
    "I work 364 days a year and demand a shorter bed AND one of those air mattresses!"