Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - Page 5

"Thank you for volunteering to work on Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, you're going to be paid in corn."

What made you both think it was ok to leave and ignore the call lights?

I need more pay for cooking your meal on this Thanksgiving day. I am going above and beyond my nursing call of duty. Nurses don't normally stuff turkeys at work.

Famous last words..."I can assure that there is absolutely no chance that your people will wiped-out by Small Pox, it's all good...."

Ok guys can I get a little TEAMWORK today since us nurses does it all, the other 364 days of the year!

I know you're not thrilled about the pilgrims arrival. Just be happy they didn't bring you blankets.

John, I know you were married to Tituba, but this Reverand Parrish says she is a witch.

Ok, next time a Psych Patient tells me his "pendant" is magic, that it can teleport you across time, someone remind me to not try and prove otherwise!!!!

"And how long have you been having this hallucination?"

"Yes ma'am, I understand obesity is a problem where you're from, but this stuff you call 'tofu turkey' tastes like mud!"