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"Let me grab the breathalyzer, I'll be right back!"

Nurse: Well Mr. Cherokee, your options are limited. You pick: Vaccine or Mr. Small Pox here?

You misunderstood. When I said get into the spirit of the holiday, I meant decorative SCRUBS...

I appreciate your holiday spirit, but my patients will not take you seriously as physicians while you're dressed like that!

Psych consult it is! Here's some turkey while you wait.

Now Chief, be nice and give up America. According to Maslow's, Pilgrims food and shelter needs trumps your belonging needs.

For goodness sakes, the poor man was confused, got lost and landed on a rock, of course I am going to take care of him first.

Time and a half, they don't pay me enought for this!

Does a plague have to break out before you understand the importance of aseptic technique?

the beginnning of small pox