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  1. Oct 24, '12 by
    I asked your intern to assess the patient in room 1260 who sneezed this morning.....Welcome to flu season!
  2. Oct 24, '12 by
    Dr. Ford is taking Halloween and MRSA precautions way too far this year.
  3. Oct 24, '12 by
    "Someone should tell the new guy that's not how you check rectal tone..."
  4. Oct 24, '12 by
    We pride ourselves in providing our nurses with the utmost quality care.
  5. Oct 24, '12 by
    Our nurse residency program has a 0%...I mean 3% drop out rate.
  6. Oct 24, '12 by
    ...they say the nurse forgot to alcohol wipe the earpiece...
  7. Oct 24, '12 by
    You're not going to believe where I found this!
  8. Oct 24, '12 by
    The nursing word of the day is..."Rectum"
  9. Oct 24, '12 by
    Don't forget to wash your hands!!
  10. Oct 24, '12 by
    "That? No, nothing... He got it at the $7 sale In the lobby."