Win $100! February 2013 Caption Contest - Page 5

...and to think, his daughter didn't even flinch for her flu shot

Due to budget cuts, the pediatric unit was forced to take overflow patients from the adult floors... and some patients were taking their room assignments quite literally.

Here we go again!

Ain't nobody got time for that

Zombieland Rule 1: Cardio.

"Wait! When I said you needed to be shot, I meant with this!"

"There's no point in running! There's another nurse ready around the corner!"

"Mommy got all her shots. Now it's time for yours!"

"I can't give you your Ativan if you don't calm down!"

First tell me your name and birth date. Then we can call Mommy to kiss your boo-boo.