9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 7

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  1. ....and here is our Physical Therapist.
  2. I'd introduce you, but she's with the doctor right now.
  3. When I reminded her to punch out for her lunch break, this isn't what I meant!
  4. Guide
    Who knew a nurse could land such a good right hook? They just introduced the Nurses Boxing League. Nurses have the perfect combination of strength from lifting patients, speed from answering call lights, stamina from working 12 hour shifts, and pent up frustration to be professional boxers. It was a surprise to me too!
  5. The Customer is Always Right

    "You're assigned to Mr. Smithton tonight, despite his recent colostomy and diet order, his wife insists on bringing him Q'Doba for dinner every evening"
  6. Working on her therapeutic touch, I see.
  7. "This is just a preview of what her assignment was like today."
  8. "....and we have an excellent on the job training program - Nancy here will be precepting you in EFFECTIVE communcation techniques."
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  9. I see our nurse manager is getting ready for the new batch of interns!
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  10. Guide
    This is Nurse Sally. When a doctor starts to get rude with nurses all we have to say is "Doctor, would you like to discuss it with Sally?". The doctors have been so nice lately.
    Last edit by nursefrances on Aug 23, '12
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