9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 4

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  1. Aug 20, '12 by
    "She does this everytime the on-call doc needs to be paged between 1-3am"
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    Aug 20, '12 by
    I don't know, she came in here after getting off the phone with a doctor. All I know is she has been mumbling something about a wound vac, dressing changes, 4 units of FFP, Q2 blood sugar checks, Dilaudid Q2 hours and something about Golytley....I don't want to repeat what she said after that....er.....Let's just say it was.... colorful.
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  3. Aug 20, '12 by
    Since karate therapy was canceled due to nurses almost killing each other during practice; we had to use a punching bag instead...
    Forget about karate! I just hope she isn't thinking about me right now...
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  4. Aug 20, '12 by
    She's training 100 hours per week to become a professional boxer... Nursing was too exhausting.
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  5. Aug 20, '12 by
    The nurses use the punching bag to get their aggression out before work. Her shift doesn't start until tomorrow.
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  6. Aug 20, '12 by
    I told you not to assign her to room 320 again.
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  7. Aug 20, '12 by
    I guess next month's schedule was just posted...
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  8. Aug 20, '12 by
    Quote from Joe V
    New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption.

    You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

    Winner will WIN $100!




    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

    A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

    We welcome everyone to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

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    "she thought that stud docter said he likes boxers, but he meant underwear!!!"
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  9. Aug 20, '12 by
    "she thought she heard that handsome docter say that he prefers boxers, but he meant underwear!!!"
  10. Aug 20, '12 by
    The nurse is getting frustrated, and directing her frustration on the punching bag.
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