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    Aug 24, '12 by
    Quote from lorren2002
    Maybe we should rethink that no smoking policy...
    AAAaaamen (when I was a smoker I would have said this lol)

    Quote from NurseKT19
    We removed the rest of the equipment in our employee gym because this is the only piece that is ever used.....
    THAT'S GREAT!
  2. Aug 24, '12 by
    "All I said was that we didn't get to any of her patient's bowel programs today."
    emmyers and Liddle Noodnik like this.
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    Aug 24, '12 by
    Quote from JustADream
    "All I said was that we didn't get to any of her patient's bowel programs today."
    hahaha! that's a good one! and definitely fits!
  4. Aug 24, '12 by
    It was that management seminar where they taught her what to think.
  5. Aug 24, '12 by
    Do you think it's nurse burnout?
  6. Aug 24, '12 by
    "Well Mary, I think this puts [Resuscitate] on a whole new level."
  7. Aug 24, '12 by
    "Well, she told me yesterday it was Dr. Smith, but today it is Dr. Jones and she has been hitting that bag for a couple hours!"
  8. Aug 24, '12 by
    She's thinking of that nit-picking night nurse Helga.
  9. Aug 24, '12 by
    She just learned that her assignment today consist of 3 pain seekers, 2 continuous bladder irrigation patients, and 1 total care who goes to the bathroom every 20 minutes.
  10. Aug 24, '12 by
    well !! we thought this is for suicidal patient . never know nurses are that stressed too