7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 4

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  1. Jul 21, '12 by
    Well, they say you are what you eat. He must have snuck some hospital food.
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  2. Jul 21, '12 by
    Well, it's obviously not Red Man Syndrome ...
    elprup, frankie,RN, and sauconyrunner like this.
  3. Jul 21, '12 by
    Doc, I used to be a skeptic but now im a believer... Zombie apocalypse!
  4. Jul 21, '12 by
    "He's not adapting well to the caffiene restriction...."
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  5. Jul 21, '12 by
    [color=#ee82ee]so, what brings you to the er?

    lady, have you seen the things children keep under their beds these days??! i need antibiotics stat!
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  6. Jul 21, '12 by
    "This nurse is betting it WAS Green Eggs and Ham!"
  7. Jul 21, '12 by
    Well Doctor, when she asked me for a double dose of pain meds and I said "no", she told me she was going to turn into the hulk. I just assumed she was a drug seeker. I didn't think it would really happen!
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  8. Jul 21, '12 by
    Another illegal immigrant with a bellyache.
  9. Jul 21, '12 by
    I told him his pain medicine wasn't due for another hour
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  10. Jul 21, '12 by
    The patient is exaggerating again.
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