7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 3

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  1. This? You think this is scary? You should see the new computer charting system we are all going to have to learn. Now that is scary!
  2. It must be a full moon tonight....
    Joe V, Mandychelle79, kay0324, and 1 other like this.
  3. NAH, that isn't a patient. That is a new surgical resident who thought it would be funny to grab my butt. I told him he would regret it.....
    animal1953 and Liddle Noodnik like this.
  4. REALLY? He thinks he can scare me?? I'M A NURSE!!
    Joe V, animal1953, marydc, and 3 others like this.
  5. Well, nothing serious ; its just a 'saw' accident !
  6. He said he's allergic to everything except Dilaudid...
  7. I guess he really was alletgic to ketorolac, ttramadol and acetaminophen!
    whichone'spink likes this.
  8. I think he is a male nurse !!
  9. "Get the 4 point restrains, STAT."
  10. Patient: Doc I have been feeling slightly green since just after lunch.
    Nurse: This is the first I have heard of it.