7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 2

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  1. Jul 21, '12 by
    Frankly, doctor, I think she's just constipated.
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  2. Jul 21, '12 by
    Larry, go get a Snickers bar for Mr. Squatpump before I do a manual disempaction. It seems to work in the commercials. And a prune juice chaser...ya know, just for good measure.
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  3. Jul 21, '12 by
    Nurse: "Mr. Jones, has the suppository had a positive effect?"
    Patient: "You tell me! I've only been holding it in since I was in the waiting room...FOUR HOURS AGO!"


    Last edit by Joe V on Jul 21, '12
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  4. Jul 21, '12 by
    "He was so pleasant, but now he is back to his usual, grouchy self. It must have been an adverse reaction to something!"
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  5. Jul 21, '12 by
    Green Man: "I listed latex as an allergy!" Nurse: "Sorry, Sir. Everyone claims an allergy to latex and I thought it was joke when you listed turning green as your reaction."
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  6. Jul 21, '12 by
    Now that we have completed a full functional health history, can you tell us what brought you in today?
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  7. Jul 21, '12 by
    Believe it or not this us my easiest patient for the day
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  8. Jul 21, '12 by
    What do you expect? He's JUST a man....
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  9. Jul 21, '12 by
    Let me guess....bath salts????
  10. Jul 21, '12 by
    Must be sundown....
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