7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 10

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  1. Jul 22, '12 by
    Just how much Golytely did you give him?
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  2. Jul 22, '12 by
    Can you call the CNA, he needs a diaper change.
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  3. Jul 22, '12 by
    But the FDA said it was safe!!
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  4. Jul 23, '12 by
    X-ray machine needs to be recalibrated again.
  5. Jul 23, '12 by
    Hey, Doc.....welcome to the weekend night shift! A bit of geodon IM usually does the trick, Shall I write a verbal?
  6. Jul 23, '12 by
    Doctor...I understand that nurses are known to be super-humans and all, but you must be out of your mind if you think I'm going to attempt to start an IV on this one.
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    Jul 23, '12 by
    Hmmm, do you think he speaks Yoda? Your Nurse, I am, yessss? Sick, you are? Mmmmmm?
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  8. Jul 23, '12 by
    I swear it's the hospital food; there's something funky about it.
  9. Jul 23, '12 by
    He got angry with me when I gave him the enema, but I ignored him and gave it to him anyway. Doctor's orders.
  10. Jul 24, '12 by
    I know he is an alien, but obamacare says everyone gets healthcare!
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