5th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 8

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  1. Ssshhh. I'm tellin you the one on the right was standin right over me after my colonoscopy!
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  2. you star trek fan you
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  3. See, I told you they started using a travel nurse agency!
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  4. Wife: "Look Honey...Fomites!"
    Husband: "Well, I hope they aren't going out in public those scrubs"
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  5. "I guess the saying is true that it takes a certain type of person to be a nurse."
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  6. Now it makes sense why everything they say sounds alien!
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    Gimme your cell phone, Madge, I'm cancelling my LASIK surgery.
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  8. "Oh, it's re-election time, honey. Those nurses must have been outsourced before Obama was forced to end it".
  9. "With increasing union dues, nurses can no longer afford pants."
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  10. I KNEW nurses were aliens. With that language they speak, working long hours, juggling difficult patient assignments, and still able to provide TLC, there was NO WAY they were human.
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