4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 8

What?! You said you wanted something to knock you out.

I'll see you in the ICU.

I just asked her if she was a real nurse or little play nurse...rn or lpn...

I said syncope, NOT "she go pee"!

"you know how to make a hormone?" THAWAPPPP!!! after her 16 hour shift, nurse smith is not really interested in your medical jokes

I just told her that I pay her salary and will have her job if she didn't hand feed me and clean my lazy behind.

"Wow! Man you should have drank a V8 instead!"

SO! Thats, what happens when you ask them for a coffee with 2 sugars and 1 creamer, . . . . in public."

Geez Karl, do you think it was the "you're hot" part or the "do you do prostate exams" part?

*revised*
I just told her that I pay her salary and so she'll have to hand feed me and clean my behind. I swear that's all I told her!